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Heston Dies

YAY! In a speech talking about whether Heston as president of the NRA would allow the banning of guns for personal use, he so famously stated “in my cold dead hands.” Well you’re dead, and since everyone cheered at the statement, I assume that they too agree that once Heston dies we could ban the right for personal use of guns. He’s dead, so let’s get to it Senators, draft a bill banning it. We finally got the NRA on board with us from the words of their own president.